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9/7/2010 6:04 am Last Read: |
I stole this idea from a woman in my magazine article writing class that I took last semester (she had nice  from the BACK). Her idea was to write about her worst TOP TEN dates.OK...I will tell you about my worst date: I met a woman on the street after I came out of the social security building. She had a flat tire, so I put her spare tire on and it was flat too. So I walked with her across the street and got a can of Fix-A-Flat for her to purchase. So I partially inflated her flat spare tire and sent her to the nearest tire place to eather patch one of the tires or put a new one on. So she wanted to exchange phone numbers because she thought I was knowledgeable. (I have an IQ of 84) So she invited me to dinner at her place one night. I won't turn down a free meal. She had cooked some kind of fish. I had to keep adding salt. She had stuff stacked everywhere so you could barely walk through. I noticed that the ceiling had patches of aluminum foil stuck on it everywhere. She wanted me to stay and help her assemble some bunk beds. (she had no kids) I told her I needed to get home and take my pain killers. She gave me a handfull of Percocets and I took them and helped her assemble them. So she tells me that she had brain surgery and had a steel plate in her head. So according to her, her father was trying to kill her by beaming some kind of death ray into her that caused her to have sharp pains in her head. The aluminum foil patches were supposed to deflect the ray. The bunk beds were to add another level of protection. I humored her and agreed with her because I knew it would do no good to argue with her about something that she was convinced of. So Itold her that it was getting late and I had to go home. (Percocets would do nothing for my pain now because I have been taking very powerful pain killers for a long time). HuzatKrazyLONG -edMayne???
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9/7/2010 1:21 pm |
I can imagine after reading about my horrible date that you are probably thinking that your worst date was a lot more tame...or some of you have never had a bad date.  HuzatKrazyLONG -edMayne???
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9/7/2010 3:16 pm |
I went on a double date with my sister. The guy was not...someone I wanted to know. The date was ok...we went to a local amusement park. Where it got not fun was right at the end. I was trying to get through the front door fast when the guy spun me around and kissed me. It was like having my face sucked off into a super huge vaccuum cleaner. Not fun, not a good kiss, not repeatable. But he decided it had been a great date and kept calling asking me again for weeks. Blech. Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari 
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9/7/2010 8:56 pm |
Laughing at your date.... gad that beats any of mine for bizarre.... mine were just ordinary--discovering I had nothing in common with the person I was having dinner/lunch/coffee with.... dull in comparison... Wishing you happiness Misty
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9/8/2010 7:20 am |
My worst dates, anytime I have to meet my ex  *Seduce the mind, the body succumbs willingly*
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9/8/2010 10:49 am |
well, i've experienced nothing as bad as that but i've had my share of bad dates. one that i can think of right now is a not so recent blind date with a friend's friend. we had dinner where he spent giving me a blow-by-blow account (it was a rather thorough accounting) of his evolution in directing/producing indie films. i couldn't even be cutting and mean because i promised my friend i'd be nice to her friend. anyway, then we watched a special screening of an indie-film (not his, thank god!)where i alternated between fending off his tentacles and keeping my ears from getting bitten off (in the guise of explaining the film's development). he wanted coffee after, i begged off (i really had a raging headache by that time). "...paint paradise, then in you go..."
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9/8/2010 10:51 am |
I went on a double date with my sister. The guy was not...someone I wanted to know. The date was ok...we went to a local amusement park. Where it got not fun was right at the end. I was trying to get through the front door fast when the guy spun me around and kissed me. It was like having my face sucked off into a super huge vaccuum cleaner. Not fun, not a good kiss, not repeatable. But he decided it had been a great date and kept calling asking me again for weeks. Blech.  One of those nights when you went through an entire tube of tooth paste and a bottle of mouthwash. Blind dates are dangerous!HuzatKrazyLONG -edMayne???
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9/8/2010 10:53 am |
Laughing at your date.... gad that beats any of mine for bizarre.... mine were just ordinary--discovering I had nothing in common with the person I was having dinner/lunch/coffee with.... dull in comparison... HuzatKrazyLONG -edMayne???
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9/8/2010 10:54 am |
My worst dates, anytime I have to meet my ex HuzatKrazyLONG -edMayne???
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9/8/2010 9:23 pm |
FriendFinder of 84  My worst date was a dinner date at his house. He cooked some Italian dish with lots of grass in it. Was high like a kite and don't remember his name. But do remember that I needed to get home as fast as possible >>> find a taxi ... couldn't drive in that state  It's better to smile and have dimples  than to frown and have wrinkles 
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9/9/2010 6:11 am |
FriendFinder of 84 My worst date was a dinner date at his house. He cooked some Italian dish with lots of grass in it. Was high like a kite and don't remember his name. But do remember that I needed to get home as fast as possible >>> find a taxi ... couldn't drive in that state HuzatKrazyLONG -edMayne???
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