function SSNGetName(){
document.write('angry_kitten');
}

function SSNGetImg(xwidth, yheight){
document.write('<img src="http://photos.fastcupid.com/ss/featured/internal/66/196628_87293.jpg" alt="featured personal" width="' + xwidth + '" height="' + yheight + '" border="0">')
}

function SSNGetLink(){
document.write('<a href=http://fastcupid.com/view/196628_87293?pid=p2024 target=_top>');
}

function SSNGetQuote(){
document.write('Celebrity I resemble most: "I&#39;m like Larry Flynt as a girl. Except not overweight or in a wheelchair."');
}