function SSNGetName(){
document.write('SassyMs');
}

function SSNGetImg(xwidth, yheight){
document.write('<img src="http://photos.fastcupid.com/ss/featured/internal/55/2255908_69654.jpg" alt="featured personal" width="' + xwidth + '" height="' + yheight + '" border="0">')
}

function SSNGetLink(){
document.write('<a href=http://personals.nerdworld.com/view/2255908_69654?pid=p2077 target=_top>');
}

function SSNGetQuote(){
document.write('Song or album that puts me in the mood: "Could be some intense industrial, super-groovy funk, light and airy stringed modern classical."');
}